My Bright BFF

 

This is not me.

Dear Yellow,
    It took me a while to become friends with you. Even though you’re the brightest bulb on the color wheel, I hung out with blue and green way more. Sorry if you felt neglected but I’m totally making up for lost time! I mean, we’ve spent some quality evenings recently in my dining room on those Modernica Shell Chairs right? Let’s not forget that Acne sweater you persuaded me to buy even though it makes me feel a bit like a giant firefly walking down the street. AND, the last time I was down in Little Tokyo you totally suggested I buy that eye shadow (as long as I don’t wear it at the same time as the sweater). Are you sure it looks good? I don’t look ill? No? You say a tiny bit just above my eye makes me look bright-eyed and amazing? Thanks friend! You’re the best.

Love, Maria

My pet gnome on my happy-inducing chair!

Who wore it better? The way-younger male model versus me in the dressing room at downtown LA Acne store?